Swim Lessons!

Well, today Berkeley and I start swim lessons. Well, not really lessons, it’s just a mommy and me class to help little ones get familiar and comfortable with the water. Sarah and Ella talked us into doing it with them. I’m so thankful to have a friend with a little girl Berkeley’s age so we can do fun things like this together. I don’t know if I would have done it by myself! I’m a little apprehensive about wearing a bikini being 5 months pregnant, but I figure I’m just going to lather on the self tanning lotion and do it anyway. I have no pride left when it comes to my body since 15 people were going in and out of the room while I was having Berkeley and my ‘nether regions’ were exposed for the entire world to see. I remember thinking at the time they might as well have aired it live on CNN!!!
I can really only wear bikinis since I have a longer torso and one pieces just don’t look right on me. Plus, they ‘ride up’ and I get irritated rather quickly trying to make sure my rear is covered all the time. Anyway, Berkeley and I are going to put on our triangles and go swimming!!! At least I can look on the bright side as far as my ‘girls’ are concerned. They are back and they are juicier than ever! I love the free boob jobs that pregnancy provides. The double D’s are fun to have even if only for a short period of time. (I don’t think they are double D’s, I think I’m just a single, but double D’s has a nicer ring to it I think.) At least they are somewhat perky again. I had no idea that breast feeding took all the ‘perk’ out of them and I have to admit I went through a season of mourning when I finished breastfeeding and saw the toll that had been taken. They were like two grief stricken, deflated flaps of skin that blew in the slightest breeze. But that Bible verse is true, He really did turn my “mourning into dancing” once I realized that bras really can be miracle workers!